Kink of the Week – Cutting/Tearing Clothes

I have never torn or cut someone’s clothes off, nor has it been done to me. However, I have always kind of fantasized about it. There is something about it that is just so sexy. That urgency intrigues me.

As much as I fantasize about it, I could never do it unless it was a planned thing. I would need to know that they are ok with that set of clothes being destroyed. I would hope that the same courtesy is applied to me. Clothes are expensive.

I think I would prefer tearing over cutting clothes off. Knife play just isn’t my thing. I would be worried about accidentally cutting my partner, or them cutting me. That said, clothes can be hard to tear. If clothes were to be torn off, I would want to use something that already had holes in it or had a small pre-cut to help get started.

One thing I love to do when I have a pair of underwear that is on it’s last threads is tear it to shreds. I think next time I get a pair that I am ready to throw out and have my boyfriend tear them off of me. That sounds fun. What do you think? :p

TMI Tuesday – Story Time

Let’s have some new fun with TMI Tuesday. Create a story using the words below. Your story should be 250 words or less. It can be funny, sexy, sad, quirky, kinky and/or intriguing.

Get those creative juices flowing!
Dragging
Kitchen
Bedroom
Sofa
Albert Einstein
Closet
Eggbeater
Olive Oil
Eight (8)
Rain

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

I was intrigued by this week’s TMIT. I thought it would by fun for my boyfriend and I to both write a story.

My Story – Albert Einstein was in the kitchen, cleaning up while listening to the rain on the roof. It was a cold and stormy night, and he couldn’t help himself as he reminisced about the sexy afternoon he had had with his lover.

It started on the sofa, where they watched a funny movie. They held hands, and kissed between scenes. As he cleaned the eggbeater, he thought about how he had bent her over the coffee table to lighly smack her ass.

Practically dragging each other to the bedroom in primal urgency, he tossed his belt onto the closet shelf. His eightinch cock was begging to be released from the confines of his pants.

As he wiped down the counters and put away the olive oil, he thought about the lotion they had used to massage into each other’s backs.

It wasn’t long before he was on top of her, emptying his hot, creamy load into her tight, wet pussy.

Aaron’s Story – The rain beat soundly against the roof. Ryan never liked moving things around, but if Ash asks him to get the sofa out of the closet and into the bedroom, then he’d be dragging that sofa around. “How do you like your eggs!” He heard Ash’s voice from the kitchen. She was on dinner duty tonight, and Ryan couldn’t help pass up one of his favorite jokes.

“Unfertilized!”

“You know what I meant! How many do you want, I’m thinking of doing eight for the both of us!”

“Sounds good to me!” Ryan called back. He passed his favorite poster of Albert Einstein, the one with his tongue sticking out, as he went back to hurting his back.

“Where’s the eggbeater! Why do you never have anything where it should be?” Ash asked. He could hear her rummaging through various cupboards.

“It should be next to the olive oil!”

“Why the…Ryan, we need to talk about where you place some of your tools sometimes.”

“What? I know you like where I place my tool!”

“Dammit Ryan!” He smirked. He could hear her blush from here.

Product Reviews – Aria Hue G, Naughty Candy Heart Butt Plug, and Noje Mini Wand Attachments

I am always searching for new G-Spot vibrators as that is one of my favorite ways to be stimulated, so I did not hesitate when I got offered the Aria Hue G by Peepshow Toys. I received this toy for free in exchange for my honest review. I was also given the Candy Hearts butt plug, and some attachment pieces to my Noje Mini Wand that I reviewed here.

Aria Hue G by Blush Novelties

The Aria Hue G by Blush Novelties comes in a standard cardboard and plastic box in a variety of bright colors. I got the neon green one, but there is also a pink, purple, and  orange color available. I found the size to be perfect, not too big and not too small with an insertable length of 5 inches and 1.39 inches wide. It hit my G-Spot easily.

The Aria Hue G does require 2 AAA batteries, which I was a tad annoyed about, but quickly got over it when I felt how rumbly this vibrator is, considering. There are 5 steady speeds and 5 patterned vibrations to the Aria Hue G. To operate, there is a single button to cycle through the speeds and patterns. It is squishy and waterproof, which is a huge bonus.

I found Aria to be a good toy, even though it requires batteries, something I have not needed in years, as most everything I won now is rechargeable. Aria is quiet, and would be difficult to hear from another room. Overall, Aria is a good toy and I will definitely keep her around for future play.

Naughty Candy Hearts Butt Plug

I found this plug hard to resist  when I saw it up for review. I have always been a sucker for those cute candy hearts that you see at Valentine’s day, so I thought it was even better to have one all year round. Personally, I am new and fairly inexperienced to butt play, so I thought it was even better that I get a chance to review this toy. The one I got says “Be Mine,” but there are two others to choose from, “Do Me Now” and “Spank Me.”

The plug itself is a good size for beginners. It is only 3.25 inches insertable, and 1.42 inches around. It is made from body safe silicone, so be sure to use only water based lube. The silicone is silky smooth, making sliding very easy. That said, it does not stay in as easily.

Maybe I did something wrong, was in the wrong position, or it needs to be used with a partner, but I could not get it to stay in. My guess, if I did everything right, is that the base is not long enough, making it harder for the rim to hold onto the plug.

I still find it a cute novelty item, and hopefully I will get the chance to do some better testing (with a partner perhaps)?

Noje Mini Wand Attachments

I got sent the attachments to the review item I reviewed in July of this year. I enjoyed the mini wand and was excited to try the attachments. They are made of smooth silicone, so they are easily cleaned and sterilized.

There are two attachments, both with dual purposes. The forked like attachment is called the “hugger,” meant to hug the the nipple or clitoris. My favorite attachment was the one with the flat edge and the “button.”

The flat edge acts as kind of a tease/tickler. It was definitely a different sensation. It was not long before I was using the other side of the attachment that gave very pinpoint stimulation. Overall, these are great attachments to such a good mini wand. I will definitely be keeping these within east reach when using my mini wand.

Thank you so much Peepshow Toys for the chance to review these toys!

 

TMI Tuesday – Past, Future, and Present

Let’s do this thing–TMI Tuesday.

​1. What do you think about when you’re alone in your car? 

In my car or not, I am most always thinking about Aaron, my boyfriend. I replay the times we share together, and plan the future. Never have I ever felt so amazing, loved, and adored by one human being. It is a new feeling and I am rather addicted to it.

2. What advice do you have for your previous lover?

Don’t be afraid to open up, and communication is key. If you aren’t attracted to someone, you should not date them. Also, don’t be a dick. Don’t be nice in the beginning then turn into a dick. Just don’t.

3. What  inspires you?

To be completely honest, Aaron inspires me. He inspires me to get out of bed in the morning, and is my rock when I am having a rough day at work. He makes me want to strive to be a better person, both inside and out, physically and emotionally. Once finances allow, I plan to quit buying crap for food and getting the healthy stuff. I want to better my body and be healthy. Not just for myself, but for him and our future.

4. If you were to get rid of one person in your life, who would it be and why?

Honestly, I am pretty happy with who I have in my life. I have a few close friends, I have Aaron, and I have a few family members. The most toxic person in my life moved away and we no longer talk.

5. How do you cope when your level of sexual desire doesn’t match your partners? 

This question I know the answer all too well. Until Aaron, everyone I dated had little to no sex drive. It was tough, I will not lie. There was a lot of masturbation that helped get me through.

Bonus:  Are you single, why? Are you married, why?

I am neither single nor married. I am in the best boyfriend/girlfriend relationship that I have ever had. Why? Because I met an amazing man that I can share anything with, and he can with me. The communication we share is amazing, as is all the other things we have in common.

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Product Review – Je Joue Bullet and Wicked Aqua Lube

Bullets have always been one of my favorite toys, ever since I started masturbating. I love bullets the most because they tend to have the most pinpoint and rumbly vibrations. That is why I was eager to try the new Je Joue Classic Bullet, one of the three new designs by Je Joue. They also have a G-Spot bullet and a rabbit ear style. I was sent the Classic Bulllet and Wicked Aqua lube free in exchange for my honest review from Betty’s Toy Box.

Je Joue Classic Bullet

The Je Joue Classic Bullet did not disappoint. It felt just like Mimi, only more pinpoint. I (and my boyfriend) found it very easy to hold and direct where it was desired. There are three buttons to work the bullet; (+)/(-) for speed increases/decreases, and (O) for power on/off and patterns. There are five steady speeds and 7 patterns.

Like most all toys that I own, I tend to ignore the patterns and go straight for the highest speed. Some bullets tend to switch from rumbly to buzzy when at the highest speed, but the Classic Bullet did not; It stayed rumbly all through my use of it. I would definitely say that it is comparable to my beloved Tango. One thing that makes it better than Tango though? The battery life. One hour of charging gets you about an hour and a half of play, depending on the settings you use. To charge, just flip the cover at the  base and insert the USB cord. All of the bullets are waterproof.

The Bullet(s) come with a user manual and USB charging cord in a very pretty maroon feather designed box. However, the Classic Bullet also comes with a finger sleeve. The sleeve is supposed to give a hands-free feel, but I found it hindered the direct stimulation that I require. The bullets and the sleeve are made of medical grade silicone, so it is recommended to use a water based lube with these toys.

Wicked Aqua Lube

I will fully admit that I have never really felt that I needed extra lube. I never had a problem with personal lubrication, but I have plenty of toys that feel better with lube. That is why I was happy to add a lubricant to my review of the above bullet. I chose the Wicked Aqua, a water based lube by Wicked.

The lube is paraben free, glycerin free, and fragrance free. Even though it is water based, I found the lube thick and easy to reactivate with water. It is not sticky, and it leaves a clean and silky soft feel on the skin. I also kind of  really love that it comes in a pump/squirt bottle rather than a screw or pop cap of some sort, as the latter can get very messy. The bottle is 2 ounces, but a little bit goes a long way, especially since I consider the bottle fairly large nonetheless. There is also a 4 ounce option available.

Overall

Over all, I loved The Classic Bullet and Wicked Aqua. They worked especially well together. The bullet is quiet, strong, and rumbly. I would give it an easy 4 out of 5 stars, The lube is slick (as lube should be), is paraben free, and glycerin free. Thank you Betty’s Toy Box for such a lovely combination to review!

 

Kink of the Week – Halloween

As a kid I loved Halloween. I loved getting dressed up, and my favorite costume was always a witch. No idea why, it just was. I loved going trick-or-treating, and my favorite year was the one that my mom was out of town and my dad took me around town. That was rare, getting to spend time with my dad off of our mountain.

The last time I went trick-or-treating was with my high school friends my sophomore year. It was my last year because almost every house we went to commented about us being too old to do such a thing. We responded with the fact that at least we weren’t out partying or doing drugs/drinking alcohol.

As an adult, I quit caring about getting dressed up, especially after Halloween 2011. That was the day my world came crashing down, when the person I lived with, had been together almost 2 years decided we didn’t work together. I have long since moved past that, and I see it as him doing a favor now, because I realize how unhappy I was, but at the time it hurt a lot.

Costumes have gotten way too expensive, and I have never really been creative enough to make my own costume. This year at work they keep encouraging me to dress up, but I am just not into it. When I told them today that I had no interest, they actually seemed somewhat annoyed with me. I got annoyed at them. I shouldn’t have to dress up.

However, there is one costume I would love to have, and have wanted it for a very long time. I want a school girl outfit so badly! I am not sure what it is, but something about it is just so damn hot to me. I love the red plaid skirt, the stockings, and the button up white shirt. Someday I will own one, at least I hope. Every so often I look for them online, but always get discouraged at the price and sizes. My search usually ends pretty quickly. Someday though, it will happen.

Kink of the Week – Handjobs

Believe it or not, the first time I touched a penis did not include a handjob. I started with blowjobs, and to be quite honest, I prefer those over handjobs. For the sake of the prompt though, I will elaborate on handjobs.

Handjobs can be fun, and one of the best ways I can learn how my partner likes his cock to be handled. Where on the shaft is the best place to wrap my hand around? Does he like a firm grip, light grip, or somewhere in between? There is nothing I love more than twirling my index finger around the head of his cock and taking the precum with me, drenching the head with it.

I have never given a handjob in an unusual place, and thinking about it, it has always been in a bedroom. I have also never given my current partner a handjob, though we have done other things. I am sure it will happen eventually, and it will be just as all of the other times we have played.

We did have a bit of a mutual masturbation session the other night, which was very hot in my opinion. I loved seeing the way he handled himself, and I took mental notes as I watched and played myself. I would love to time my orgasm to his so that we could have an orgasm at the same time. Thinking about it drives me wild. Thinking about him drives me wild.

Kink of the Week – Hand Spanking

To be completely honest, I am not too into hand spanking (or any kind of spanking). It just doesn’t really feel good to me, especially the harder swats. Now, that does not mean that I am completely against it, there is just a really fine line for me.

That said, I absolutely love the playful little spanks, both giving and receiving. I find it a huge shock (and compliment) when a partner suddenly grabs or lightly spanks my ass. It can also be hot hot or twice during sex if done lightly.

I can’t really think of a time when spanking was used a lot. Thinking back, I really only got a thrill out of it when it was used in a playful manner, and only even then when I was in the middle of sexless relationships and that was the only physical interaction I got. I learned to take what I could get and thrive off of that. It is kind of sad when you think about it.

I think it is great that others can get such a thrill out of it, and I do admire them when there are marks left over from their own spankings.