TMI on Wednesday!

1. I am in need of an intervention for my obsession with _____ .

I don’t really feel like I am obsessed with anything. Then again, the first step is admitting there is a problem, and well, I don’t have a problem that I can see.

2. You are being auctioned off. What is your unique selling point?

I can suck a mean dick. I can cook. I am a good listener, and consider myself the perfect girlfriend.

3. On a scale of 1-5 how many stars did your mom or dad give your current significant other or your favorite, longest lasting love? (1 is bad, 5 is great)

They weren’t too impressed with Will (longest lasting, most serious). He was a good guy, but he was a bit odd. They couldn’t appreciate that. Plus, the guy broke my heart. Three stars.

4. Most of the meals I eat are:
a. Cooked in a microwave
b. Cooked in the oven/stove
c. Made by someone else

Made by someone else. Either my roommate cooks or we go out. Once in a while I will cook, but it’s either for a gathering or she is out with her boyfriend.

5. When work and life stress me out, nothing relieves the tension like _____ .

Writing and masturbating, though not at the same time. Heh,though I have tried that one. It works best when writing erotica.

Bonus: Write and answer your own bonus question.

In following suite with question number 3, how would your parents rate your least favorite relationship?

Heh, I never introduced him to my dad. My mom though he was even worse. I hate to say it, but the dude was kind of a loser. My mom would give him 1 star. Had my dad met him, probably 0. Then again, no one is good enough for his baby girl.

One Reply to “TMI on Wednesday!”

  1. 2. You my dear will go fast, I think there would be a bidding war.

    5. That’s a neat trick, if not a little disruptive to try to achieve orgasm. 🙂

    -H

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