Kink of the Week – Cutting/Tearing Clothes

I have never torn or cut someone’s clothes off, nor has it been done to me. However, I have always kind of fantasized about it. There is something about it that is just so sexy. That urgency intrigues me.

As much as I fantasize about it, I could never do it unless it was a planned thing. I would need to know that they are ok with that set of clothes being destroyed. I would hope that the same courtesy is applied to me. Clothes are expensive.

I think I would prefer tearing over cutting clothes off. Knife play just isn’t my thing. I would be worried about accidentally cutting my partner, or them cutting me. That said, clothes can be hard to tear. If clothes were to be torn off, I would want to use something that already had holes in it or had a small pre-cut to help get started.

One thing I love to do when I have a pair of underwear that is on it’s last threads is tear it to shreds. I think next time I get a pair that I am ready to throw out and have my boyfriend tear them off of me. That sounds fun. What do you think? :p

TMI Tuesday – Story Time

Let’s have some new fun with TMI Tuesday. Create a story using the words below. Your story should be 250 words or less. It can be funny, sexy, sad, quirky, kinky and/or intriguing.

Get those creative juices flowing!
Dragging
Kitchen
Bedroom
Sofa
Albert Einstein
Closet
Eggbeater
Olive Oil
Eight (8)
Rain

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

I was intrigued by this week’s TMIT. I thought it would by fun for my boyfriend and I to both write a story.

My Story – Albert Einstein was in the kitchen, cleaning up while listening to the rain on the roof. It was a cold and stormy night, and he couldn’t help himself as he reminisced about the sexy afternoon he had had with his lover.

It started on the sofa, where they watched a funny movie. They held hands, and kissed between scenes. As he cleaned the eggbeater, he thought about how he had bent her over the coffee table to lighly smack her ass.

Practically dragging each other to the bedroom in primal urgency, he tossed his belt onto the closet shelf. His eightinch cock was begging to be released from the confines of his pants.

As he wiped down the counters and put away the olive oil, he thought about the lotion they had used to massage into each other’s backs.

It wasn’t long before he was on top of her, emptying his hot, creamy load into her tight, wet pussy.

Aaron’s Story – The rain beat soundly against the roof. Ryan never liked moving things around, but if Ash asks him to get the sofa out of the closet and into the bedroom, then he’d be dragging that sofa around. “How do you like your eggs!” He heard Ash’s voice from the kitchen. She was on dinner duty tonight, and Ryan couldn’t help pass up one of his favorite jokes.

“Unfertilized!”

“You know what I meant! How many do you want, I’m thinking of doing eight for the both of us!”

“Sounds good to me!” Ryan called back. He passed his favorite poster of Albert Einstein, the one with his tongue sticking out, as he went back to hurting his back.

“Where’s the eggbeater! Why do you never have anything where it should be?” Ash asked. He could hear her rummaging through various cupboards.

“It should be next to the olive oil!”

“Why the…Ryan, we need to talk about where you place some of your tools sometimes.”

“What? I know you like where I place my tool!”

“Dammit Ryan!” He smirked. He could hear her blush from here.

Product Reviews – Aria Hue G, Naughty Candy Heart Butt Plug, and Noje Mini Wand Attachments

I am always searching for new G-Spot vibrators as that is one of my favorite ways to be stimulated, so I did not hesitate when I got offered the Aria Hue G by Peepshow Toys. I received this toy for free in exchange for my honest review. I was also given the Candy Hearts butt plug, and some attachment pieces to my Noje Mini Wand that I reviewed here.

Aria Hue G by Blush Novelties

The Aria Hue G by Blush Novelties comes in a standard cardboard and plastic box in a variety of bright colors. I got the neon green one, but there is also a pink, purple, and  orange color available. I found the size to be perfect, not too big and not too small with an insertable length of 5 inches and 1.39 inches wide. It hit my G-Spot easily.

The Aria Hue G does require 2 AAA batteries, which I was a tad annoyed about, but quickly got over it when I felt how rumbly this vibrator is, considering. There are 5 steady speeds and 5 patterned vibrations to the Aria Hue G. To operate, there is a single button to cycle through the speeds and patterns. It is squishy and waterproof, which is a huge bonus.

I found Aria to be a good toy, even though it requires batteries, something I have not needed in years, as most everything I won now is rechargeable. Aria is quiet, and would be difficult to hear from another room. Overall, Aria is a good toy and I will definitely keep her around for future play.

Naughty Candy Hearts Butt Plug

I found this plug hard to resist  when I saw it up for review. I have always been a sucker for those cute candy hearts that you see at Valentine’s day, so I thought it was even better to have one all year round. Personally, I am new and fairly inexperienced to butt play, so I thought it was even better that I get a chance to review this toy. The one I got says “Be Mine,” but there are two others to choose from, “Do Me Now” and “Spank Me.”

The plug itself is a good size for beginners. It is only 3.25 inches insertable, and 1.42 inches around. It is made from body safe silicone, so be sure to use only water based lube. The silicone is silky smooth, making sliding very easy. That said, it does not stay in as easily.

Maybe I did something wrong, was in the wrong position, or it needs to be used with a partner, but I could not get it to stay in. My guess, if I did everything right, is that the base is not long enough, making it harder for the rim to hold onto the plug.

I still find it a cute novelty item, and hopefully I will get the chance to do some better testing (with a partner perhaps)?

Noje Mini Wand Attachments

I got sent the attachments to the review item I reviewed in July of this year. I enjoyed the mini wand and was excited to try the attachments. They are made of smooth silicone, so they are easily cleaned and sterilized.

There are two attachments, both with dual purposes. The forked like attachment is called the “hugger,” meant to hug the the nipple or clitoris. My favorite attachment was the one with the flat edge and the “button.”

The flat edge acts as kind of a tease/tickler. It was definitely a different sensation. It was not long before I was using the other side of the attachment that gave very pinpoint stimulation. Overall, these are great attachments to such a good mini wand. I will definitely be keeping these within east reach when using my mini wand.

Thank you so much Peepshow Toys for the chance to review these toys!