TMI Tuesday – Story Time

Let’s have some new fun with TMI Tuesday. Create a story using the words below. Your story should be 250 words or less. It can be funny, sexy, sad, quirky, kinky and/or intriguing.

Get those creative juices flowing!
Dragging
Kitchen
Bedroom
Sofa
Albert Einstein
Closet
Eggbeater
Olive Oil
Eight (8)
Rain

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I was intrigued by this week’s TMIT. I thought it would by fun for my boyfriend and I to both write a story.

My Story – Albert Einstein was in the kitchen, cleaning up while listening to the rain on the roof. It was a cold and stormy night, and he couldn’t help himself as he reminisced about the sexy afternoon he had had with his lover.

It started on the sofa, where they watched a funny movie. They held hands, and kissed between scenes. As he cleaned the eggbeater, he thought about how he had bent her over the coffee table to lighly smack her ass.

Practically dragging each other to the bedroom in primal urgency, he tossed his belt onto the closet shelf. His eightinch cock was begging to be released from the confines of his pants.

As he wiped down the counters and put away the olive oil, he thought about the lotion they had used to massage into each other’s backs.

It wasn’t long before he was on top of her, emptying his hot, creamy load into her tight, wet pussy.

Aaron’s Story – The rain beat soundly against the roof. Ryan never liked moving things around, but if Ash asks him to get the sofa out of the closet and into the bedroom, then he’d be dragging that sofa around. “How do you like your eggs!” He heard Ash’s voice from the kitchen. She was on dinner duty tonight, and Ryan couldn’t help pass up one of his favorite jokes.

“Unfertilized!”

“You know what I meant! How many do you want, I’m thinking of doing eight for the both of us!”

“Sounds good to me!” Ryan called back. He passed his favorite poster of Albert Einstein, the one with his tongue sticking out, as he went back to hurting his back.

“Where’s the eggbeater! Why do you never have anything where it should be?” Ash asked. He could hear her rummaging through various cupboards.

“It should be next to the olive oil!”

“Why the…Ryan, we need to talk about where you place some of your tools sometimes.”

“What? I know you like where I place my tool!”

“Dammit Ryan!” He smirked. He could hear her blush from here.

Kink of the Week – Halloween

As a kid I loved Halloween. I loved getting dressed up, and my favorite costume was always a witch. No idea why, it just was. I loved going trick-or-treating, and my favorite year was the one that my mom was out of town and my dad took me around town. That was rare, getting to spend time with my dad off of our mountain.

The last time I went trick-or-treating was with my high school friends my sophomore year. It was my last year because almost every house we went to commented about us being too old to do such a thing. We responded with the fact that at least we weren’t out partying or doing drugs/drinking alcohol.

As an adult, I quit caring about getting dressed up, especially after Halloween 2011. That was the day my world came crashing down, when the person I lived with, had been together almost 2 years decided we didn’t work together. I have long since moved past that, and I see it as him doing a favor now, because I realize how unhappy I was, but at the time it hurt a lot.

Costumes have gotten way too expensive, and I have never really been creative enough to make my own costume. This year at work they keep encouraging me to dress up, but I am just not into it. When I told them today that I had no interest, they actually seemed somewhat annoyed with me. I got annoyed at them. I shouldn’t have to dress up.

However, there is one costume I would love to have, and have wanted it for a very long time. I want a school girl outfit so badly! I am not sure what it is, but something about it is just so damn hot to me. I love the red plaid skirt, the stockings, and the button up white shirt. Someday I will own one, at least I hope. Every so often I look for them online, but always get discouraged at the price and sizes. My search usually ends pretty quickly. Someday though, it will happen.

Kink of the Week – Handjobs

Believe it or not, the first time I touched a penis did not include a handjob. I started with blowjobs, and to be quite honest, I prefer those over handjobs. For the sake of the prompt though, I will elaborate on handjobs.

Handjobs can be fun, and one of the best ways I can learn how my partner likes his cock to be handled. Where on the shaft is the best place to wrap my hand around? Does he like a firm grip, light grip, or somewhere in between? There is nothing I love more than twirling my index finger around the head of his cock and taking the precum with me, drenching the head with it.

I have never given a handjob in an unusual place, and thinking about it, it has always been in a bedroom. I have also never given my current partner a handjob, though we have done other things. I am sure it will happen eventually, and it will be just as all of the other times we have played.

We did have a bit of a mutual masturbation session the other night, which was very hot in my opinion. I loved seeing the way he handled himself, and I took mental notes as I watched and played myself. I would love to time my orgasm to his so that we could have an orgasm at the same time. Thinking about it drives me wild. Thinking about him drives me wild.

Kink of the Week – Hand Spanking

To be completely honest, I am not too into hand spanking (or any kind of spanking). It just doesn’t really feel good to me, especially the harder swats. Now, that does not mean that I am completely against it, there is just a really fine line for me.

That said, I absolutely love the playful little spanks, both giving and receiving. I find it a huge shock (and compliment) when a partner suddenly grabs or lightly spanks my ass. It can also be hot hot or twice during sex if done lightly.

I can’t really think of a time when spanking was used a lot. Thinking back, I really only got a thrill out of it when it was used in a playful manner, and only even then when I was in the middle of sexless relationships and that was the only physical interaction I got. I learned to take what I could get and thrive off of that. It is kind of sad when you think about it.

I think it is great that others can get such a thrill out of it, and I do admire them when there are marks left over from their own spankings.

Kink of the Week – Squirting

**This is my first time participating in Kink of the Week, and hopefully not the last.**

I have always been a squirter. My first orgasm had me squirting and I thought I had peed myself. Luckily I learned soon that what happened was not pee thanks to a close friend and research. Most of the time I know when I am about to squirt and I stop my orgasm before that happens (no amount of towels will contain it). Once in a while I won’t care about the mess and just let it go.

I have only squirted with clitoral stimulation, though came close the one time I had a G-Spot orgasm. I have always only squirted alone and never with a partner.

Most guys I talk to about it think it is sexy as hell, but a few that I dated that were less experienced thought it was gross. When I lived with one of those guys I quickly learned not to squirt with him. It took me several years after we broke up to be able to do it again.

TMI Tuesday – Important Questions

TMI Tuesday time–time to answer these…

Important Questions

1. If you are on facebook, when was the last time you had to “unfriend” someone and why?

I unfriended a guy I went on a couple of dates with, The best way to describe him would be toxic. He made me feel like shit about myself, and my priorities (work). He had some major issues.

2. What are you addicted to?

Masturbation and sunflower seeds. Not at the same time of course. Oh, and caffeine.

3. What are the first 3 things you do every morning?

Look at my phone, use the bathroom, then get dressed.

4. How lucky are you and why?

I suppose that I am lucky in the fact that I have a good job, a roof over my head, and reliable transportation.

5. What is one thing you’re embarrassed to admit you want to try?

I do have kind of a curiosity about watersports play…I have mentioned it a few times here, but rarewly have I ever told a partner.

Bonus: Are you proud of what you are doing?

I am proud of this blog. This coming September it will be 9 years old. I am proud of putting myself out there and getting a better job at a place that I am much happier to work at.

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TMI Tuesday – Digging Deep

Yes, yes…here it is. Another TMI Tuesday.

Digging Deep

1. The last time you had sex, was it urgent or essential? Consider masturbation or sex with a partner.

Both. With a partner, it was urgent. I got him worked up by playing with and teasing his cock during a movie, as well as sucking on his fingers. The movie couldn’t finish fast enough. During masturbation, it was essential, and usually is with me.

2. What should you stop doing? Why?

I should stop being so insecure. I get anxious way too easily and tend to fret about little things. I need to learn to think positive and stay positive.

3. What makes you feel strongest? Sexiest?

This blog has helped make me strong, both with feedback, and a place I can share anything. Sadly, nothing has really made me feel sexy lately.

4. When do you feel vulnerable?

Dating. It gets harder and harder to put myself out there. I lucked out with my current boyfriend, as he took things slow, something that I needed.

5. What is missing from your sex life?

Sex itself, and intimacy. Something I miss greatly, but am willing to overlook their lack in my life because the companionship I am building now feels more important to me.

Bonus: If you left your current lover, what would you miss the most?

The companionship we have been building since we met. I am learning to trust again. I would miss the happy sound he makes when we kiss or I touch/rub/scratch his back. His kisses and cuddles are pretty amazing too.

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TMI Tuesday – Would You Rather…?

It’s another addition of TMI Tuesday “Would You Rather…?”

1. If you and your significant other played “sexual truth or dare” with other couples, would you rather watch your s.o. have sex with someone or would you prefer having sex with someone in front of your s.o.?

It depends. I really don’t like to share, and I don’t think he would either. However, if the other person he had sex with was male I might be more into it. I would feel more comfortable having sex with a woman than a man if my boyfriend was to watch. However, I would love a MMF thressome with him, so if he was to join I would much prefer that.

2. Would you rather watch your favorite porn with your sibling or read your favorite sexy erotica out loud to your parent(s)?

Honestly, none would really bother me. However, I have actually watched porn with one of my sister’s before, and that was hilarious. We had a lot of amusing commentary with it, and it was my first porn, so she was able to say “it doesn’t work like that in real life” when appropriate.

3. To get sexually aroused, would you rather watch girl on girl porn or guy on guy porn?

Guy on guy, as that is what I watch anyways.

4. Would you rather have sex with your boss, in an office conference room or masturbate at home knowing that your neighbor is watching?

Considering the fact that I work at a casino and there are cameras EVERYWHERE, I think I would prefer to masturbate with the neighbor watching, depending on the neighbor.

5. Based on your current mood, would you rather try out new and kinky sex ideas or have romantic sex?

Honestly, I would love the romantic sex, as it has been a long time for any type of sex.

Bonus: Would you rather have three kids and no money or no kids with three million dollars?

No kids and 3M dollars, definitely. I am kind of thinking I don’t want kids, though I am just not at a good point in my life to even consider kids.

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TMI Tuesday – Life, Dating, Body, and More

 Hey. Glad you are checking us out. Have some fun and play TMI Tuesday!

Life: dating, your body and more

1. What period of your life was the happiest? Why?

I think my happiest period of my life (so far) was when I moved out of my mom’s and got a place with Will. I loved having him to come home to and talk to at the end of the day. I loved it even more when we got our own place without other roommates. That was a time when I felt certain about where I was going in life. Marriage and kids were next. We never got to that point, and my current relationship is a waiting game that only time will tell.

2. True or False. If you want a successful date, take charge–take the lead. Why?

I started to say false, but now I am thinking true. However, it really depends on the date. With my guy, I had to plan our first date, but once we got to talking, our conversation flowed equally.

3. True or false: Males are aggressive and assertive, and women are nurturing. Explain your answer.

False. I tend to find and meet men that are very gentle and indecisive. I am very nurturing however, though I know quite a few ladies who are not.

4. Is your body keeping you from a good sex life? How so?

I think so, but that is because I have poor self esteem. However, I don’t have the typically sought after body type. Most men that I have met are not into BBWs. I am not that flexible, and being bigger has required finding more creative positions in the bedroom. Lately I have had partners too lazy to try. They haven’t lasted long. Right now I am in my longest relationship since Will, but I can count the amount of times we have fooled around on one hand.

5. Smiles. Do you have a sexy smile that is different from your regular smile. Post a pic of your sexy smile or describe it for us?

I feel like I do have a nice smile when I have something to smile about. I especially love my smile after a few drinks, and that is when I tend to take the most “selfies.”

Bonus: May is Masturbation Month. Which of these is your best benefit from masturbating:
a. helps you to relax and/or fall asleep
b. boosts self-esteem
c. combats erectile dysfunction
d. helps you know what feels good so you can tell your sex partner

A combination of A, B, and D. C does not apply as I do not have a penis.

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