I had an interesting experience the other night. I faked an orgasm so well that I had all of the normal after effects of an orgasm, as well as the during. The only thing I didn’t have was the contracting of my opening and the tingling of my clit. It was like I tricked my body into orgasm.

My breathing got heavier, my heart rate increased, and I had that out of body type feeling. I even have that shaky, excited feeling that I get after I cum. It was cool, and kind of made me want to experiment with this. If I practice with this, could it maybe lead to  being able to cum on command in a way? It would make things like camming and phone sex a lot easier, that is for sure. I am not sure how well it would work with a partner in physical person though, especially if they had their cock or fingers inside me. Plus, I still feel guilty if I fake it. Sometimes you just want it over and done with though, especially if they insist on your orgasm on camera or phone.

I was on my webcam with a guy I met on a dating site. I was kind of irritated at the time, because I was trying to do my taxes the whole time he kept texting, saying how horny he was. When I was done, I finally gave in, more just so that I could have something for my spank bank later, but also so that he would give it up.

I watched him stroke his cock for a long time, but I just wasn’t feeling close. I was wet, just no where near close. After he figured out I was far from the finish line, I told him if he was close he could finish. He did, and I enjoyed the show. Afterward he even went into the bathroom and let me watch him piss. That’s what could have got me going, but too soon he was done.

He got back in bed and kept rubbing and stroking softly for me. I tried damn hard to get into it. The bullet felt nice on my clit, but it just wasn’t doing it. I really just wanted to watch my piss compilation, as thats what I know does the trick. Plus, I could tell he was bored and not really into it anymore.

I made my breathing get really heavy and started moaning. I told him I was cumming. I have orgasmed so many times, focused on my breathing so many times, that my breathing now came naturally. Thats when I started to really feel like I was cumming (aside from the genital effects). I went through the different breathing waves, starting slow and heavy, then breathing faster, reaching my “climax,” and then finally slowing down.

I told him how good I felt, and he made some comment. I could tell he was done and wanted to hang up. I told him and he agreed, that he wanted to go work on his car. I let him go, relieved that I could finally have some quiet, and write about tricking my body into orgasm.

**Side note** – I will do my damnedest to have the real orgasm. Sometimes its just not going to happen. I apologize, it is nothing the other person did or didn’t do. I will however experiment alone, see how much more I can trick my body into orgasm. That sounds like a useful ability.

Webcam Play Pt. 2

When his webcam connected I was looking at his face, admiring how hot this guy was, excited that this hot guy was turned on by me. We made a little small talk while my cam connected. When my cam connected I noticed him moving his around.
Once he had the cam moved I had a nice view of the bulge in his jeans. He slowly unbuttoned them and unzipped. He stood up and let them fall off so that he was wearing only his boxers. When he sat back down, he slipped his hand inside his boxers.

“Guess what I’ve got in my hand,” he said playfully.

” I don’t know. You should take it out and show me,” I said back, just as playfully. By this time I had leaned back against my pillows and had my webcam focused on my dripping wet pussy.

I had a sharp intake of breath as I watched him pull off his boxers, his hard cock springing out freely. He reached forward and got some lube on his hand and wrapped it around his cock, moving it up and down.

At this point I reached for my favorite glass dildo and slipped it inside of me. I started by slowly sliding it in and out, imagining that it was his cock. I moaned for him, telling him that it felt so good. Once I got a good rhythm going, I picked up my pace, thrusting my dildo faster and faster, moaning more as I did so.

I reached with my other hand and got my bullet ready, pausing the thrusting long enough to rest it against my clit and turn it on. As I slowed down with the thrusting, he slowed down with the stroking of his cock. He began running his index finger over and around the head, lightly stroking his shaft as well.

“I wish that was my tongue teasing your cock like that,” I told him.

“Oh, I wish it was too,” he answered.

As I played with my toys and watched him, I noticed that he matched my speed and rhythm to what he did to his cock. The speed I thrusted my dildo in and out was the speed he stroked his clock with. When I focused on my bullet, he rubbed the head of his cock with his index finger and thumb.

I began to focus mainly on my pussy, thrusting my dildo in and out as fast as I could, feeling the pressure inside me build up. He loved watching me fuck myself, moaning for me to go faster as he stroked faster.

I positioned my bullet to rest against my clit and turned it on with my free hand. The vibrations sent me over the edge and I came for him, moaning loudly. When I was done he asked if I was ready for his. I was more than ready and told him yes.

It didn’t take long for him to blow his load into the tissue he had next to him. We ended the call soon after so that I could pass out.

Webcam Play Pt. 1

He logged into Skype during my night off. I was surprised to see him on, since he is normally at work during this time. I messaged him, and he said he was on his phone at work. We chatted back and forth, but at some point things turned naughty (though I don’t quite remember how).

He asked if I wanted a picture. I said sure, though behind the screen I was grinning from ear to ear in the excitement of a cock picture in my future. He asked if anything was ok and I said yes. A couple minutes later I was staring at his cock on my screen.

“Mmm, very nice,” I responded, boob picture attached. He said he really liked that they were pierced and would love to have them in his mouth. I told him I would love that.

He asked what we would do “hypothetically” if we ever met in person. I told him how much I loved sucking cock. He then informed me about how much he loves to eat pussy.

We started talking about sexual positions and how I would love to ride him. We exchanged a few more pics until we decided that we would have a webcam session when he got home.

A couple of hours before he got off work I hopped in the shower and did some necessary grooming. When I got out I set my laptop up in my bed and warmed myself up with my bullet on my clit.

I was revved up. I couldn’t keep the vibrator around my cunt for more than a minute before feeling close to cumming. I was also extremely tired. I was having difficulty keeping my eyes open.

It seemed like hours, but several minutes later I got a message saying he was home. I gave him a smiley face on Skype and he called me. He made a comment on how he talked a lot of crap earlier but was feeling shy. I chuckled and said I felt the same way. He started the video call.

To be continued…

Buzz Kill

The other morning I was having trouble getting to sleep. My cure all is always to masturbate, whether I have cramps, a headache, sore, depressed, trouble sleeping, etc. I got my batteries and my bullet and went to town, watching a porn clip to speed up the orgasmic process.

I’m was just getting into what I was doing, feeling really good. I look up to the ceiling because I saw something move out of the corner of my eye. What I saw was the biggest turn off ever. On my ceiling, moving very fast towards me was a huge spider.

I hate spiders. Spiders are the only bug that really creep me out. That had to be the biggest buzz kill ever. I hastily turned off my bullet and got out of bed. I did my best not to take my eye off the spider. You know how it goes, you take your eye off of it and it disappears. That was not going to happen, especially in my bed. I just don’t get how those creepy things can walk upside down on a ceiling without falling. I can kind of understand a wall, but definitely not a spider.

Eventually I took care of the problem. I was still wide awake from the “excitement” of finding a huge spider in my room. I decided to get my mind off of it the only way I knew how. Masturbate some more, only this time orgasm.

Since that spider was such a buzz kill and a turn off, I had to start all over on my aroused level, but eventually I got to where I was and had a decent orgasm. I am sure it would have been better though, if I didn’t have spiders on the back off my mind.

Catch Up

So I haven’t posted in over a month, and October saw only 2 posts. That makes me said. The truth is though, I just had no motivation to write.

A week after my last post I had my super enlarged tonsils removed. The doctor said they were almost as big as golf balls. Click the links to see them (before) and (after) removal. I was off work for two weeks, and in that time I spent it either sleeping, playing WoW, eating ice cream, watching netflix, or a combination of sorts. Thank you to those that checked up on me via twitter.

The day I had them out I was released. Salien was awesome and came to stay with me (as I was not supposed to be alone and roommate wasn’t home). We spent the night cuddling and sleeping. It was very comforting. The rest of my time off I had my roommate’s mom’s dog to keep me company.

A week after going back to work I got a really bad pain in my right side. While at work I started feeling nauseous. I started worrying about my appendix, thinking it would just be ironic if I heal from getting my tonsils out and then have to turn around and get my appendix out. Luckily I did not get sick nor did I have a fever. However, the pain lasted two days (and counting), but the second day I got my period. I haven’t had one in over a year because of the birth control I was on (and went off recently because of the lack of sex in my life).

Once I realized what was going on I started getting somewhat normal cramps. Unfortunately this all got figured out right before work. My fast solution to cramps? Masturbate to orgasm. I did just that, making myself late for work by 20 minutes. However, it was so worth it because the cramps did not come back til right before I went home that night. Sadly, that was orgasm 100! I promis to make a video once auntie flow leaves the building. 😉

Anywho, I really wanted to do the TMI Tuesdays while I was out, but I just could not find the energy. So, I really hope its ok if I just put them all into one post, my next post.

Half Orgasm

After hearing so many great things about the Hitachi lately, I decided to pull mine out again and give it another try. Honestly, I wish I hadn’t.

First off, it took forever to get to orgasm just because it seemed to kill the sensation in my clit. I used both a barrier between the toy and my clit and without a barrier. Both lead to a loss of different sensation types.

When I finally did reach orgasm (after a lot of time and work), I have never felt so disappointed. I definitely feel like like I had a half orgasm. Normally when I cum with my bullet I first feel the build in my pussy and pelvis. That build quickly spreads over my whole body and I lose myself.My body tenses up, I moan (and the louder I moan, the more I feel it). I feel my pussy clench and release rapidly. After orgasm I feel satisfied and refreshed, sleepy and relaxed.

However, this time when I had the orgasm, I felt no build in my body, only in my pelvis. After a lot of coaxing and concentrating, I felt my pussy give a few clenches and then nothing. My body didn’t even tense up, so I wondered for a while if I really did have an orgasm. That is when I decided to classify it as a half orgasm. So, note the “.5” on my orgasm count sidebar.

I am half tempted to make myself have another half orgasm, just to make it a whole number, since that half kind of drives me nuts.

TMI Tuesday – The Big O

This week’s theme “Orgasms” and the questions are brought to you by Naughty Tashamber. <- That’s me!!  😀

The Big O

1 – Do you remember your first orgasm? How old were you? Tell us about it.

I do. I was 17 and playing with my first vibrator, rubbing it on my clit. I actually squirted. I had no idea what happened to me. I thought I had peed myself, and didn’t learn otherwise until a couple years later when I started reading sex blogs.

2 – What is your favorite way to orgasm? (Sex, g-spot/p-spot, oral, etc).

Probably clitorally, since that is the only type that I know as of yet. I liked the one gspot orgasm I had, though.

3 – Are there any ways you want to experience an orgasm but haven’t yet? (oral, p-spot/g-spot, with or without a vibrator, squirt, etc).

I would love to explore g-spot orgasms, as I have only had that one. I would also love to be able to orgasm without a vibrator and squirt again. I would especially love to orgasm from oral.

4 – Have you ever had an orgasm in your sleep?

I have not, but I think I came close. I had sex dream after sex dream that night, and in the last dream I was grinding my clit against everything. I got extremely close to orgasm in the dream, but right before I did I woke up having to pee really bad. Not sure what would have happened if I hadn’t woke up, though I knew it would have been a literal “wet dream.”

5 – What is the easiest/fastest way for you to have an orgasm?

So far the easiest and (only) way to reach orgasm is a vibrating bullet on my clit. I love bullets because they are cheap and they get the job done fast.

6 – How many times a week do you try to reach orgasm?

I masturbate at least twice a week, leading to my orgasm.

7 – Have you ever had an orgasm at the same time as your partner? Who normally cums first?

I have during mutual masturbation. I found it incredibly hot, but was always torn between watching his face and watching the cum shoot from his cock. The guy always cums first during sex and I have my orgasm later when I am alone.

8 – Can you have multiples?

I have and they are awesome. The most I have had in one night was seven in two hours. It was bliss.

9 – How long does it normally take you to reach orgasm?

Lately it has taken over half an hour, but on average it takes about 10-15 minutes. I have gotten off in three minutes once.

10 – Have you ever faked one?

I have. I was with The T and Leah. I was having sex with The T while Leah watched. She kept assuming I was close, and finally I just “did” to make her stop. The T knew and asked me when she left. He understood my reasons. I don’t like the idea of faking it because it gives the partner a false sense on what to do.

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

TMI Tuesday – Cum, Are You a Fan?

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions come from the wacky, inventive, and sexually creative mind of the late phoenix.

Cum, are you a fan?

1. We are all incurable sex addicts, but name one thing—a job, a passion, a creative outlet, a collection—of yours you use as a replacement, a distraction from constantly thinking about sex 24/7.

This one I had to think about for a while. I am going to have to go with video games. My job does not take up a lot of concentrating, unless thinking in la-la land counts. Video games definitely get me out of my sex thinking mind and into another world.

2. Have you ever loved somebody so much you thought having sex with them would actually sully the pristine purity of that love?

No, not really. My first 4 boyfriends I was adamant that I wanted to wait til marriage, just because that seemed like the thing to do and how I was raised. After my virginity was taken unexpectedly, sex just became another fun form of intimacy.

3. If you could make love to yourself, would you? Describe this experience in full detail.

Oh, I definitely would. In fact, I am working on a bit of erotica that involves just that. So, I will save my description for that story. 😉

4. Cum, are you a fan? Explain and expound.

I am definitely a fan. I love swallowing and find it incredibly sexy seeing a guy shoot his load. I would love to have it shot on me someday.

5. Does it creep you out to know that God is watching you as you’re fucking?

No because I am agnostic.

Bonus: Tell us something sexy that happened to you this week.

I got some incredibly hot text messages from D telling me he wanted to shoot his load down my throat.

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Poll – How Should I Document My 100th Orgasm?

So my 100th orgasm is fast approaching and I am wondering if and how I should document it somehow. I think that should be up to you, the reader. Take a vote in the poll below and on the right. I would love to do what I can to please.

Birthday Sex

Eight days before my birthday and I could not stop thinking about how horny I was and how long it had been since the last time I had sex. It had been over 5 months and I missed it. I became determined to have sex on or near my birthday.

I spent a couple days thinking about it, and decided to text D, even though we hadn’t spoken in months because he has been so busy. I may have sounded a little bit blunt in my message:

Me: I have the 9th-17th off from work and my birthday is the 14th. Any of those days do you think we could hang out, even possibly have sex? I would love to give you a bj.

Him: Maybe, let me check my schedule

Me: Lol, sorry if that seemed a bit blunt.

Him: Lol, it’s fine, good to know your intentions

We chatted a bit back and forth, talking about how the other one was doing, what we’ve been up to. A few texts later he went to bed.

A few days later he texted me about this coming Saturday night. I said I was free and he asked me to come over to his place around 9:30 and bring condoms. I couldn’t help but have a small hope that things would turn into another threesome with his roommate, though I was happy with the idea of just him.

Saturday morning was finally here and he texted me. He said he had a fun idea for that night and to show up at his work instead. I was a bit nervous the rest of the day, stomach doing somersaults every time I tried to guess what he had in mind. I guessed that he either wanted to have sex outside in the woods around his workplace or even inside his work. Scary, paranoid thoughts crossed my mind all day.

I was getting antsy the longer I waited, trying to kill time. I took a shower, brushed and flossed my teeth, shaved, rinsed and dried off, slowly got dressed (taking pics while I did so for your viewing pleasure). It was finally time to go.

As I was about 5 minutes away (and right on time), he texted me to let me know he was all set up. The road was dark and I was having a hard time judging where his work might be, but eventually I saw it and pulled up in time before passing it. He told me to follow his car. We drove about 30 feet, behind the building and came up to an old, abandoned looking house.

We parked our cars, turned them off, and got out. He said that this was the house he was working on in his spare time. The first thing he did was come up and give me a hug, then began kissing me the way I love to be kissed; lots of sucking on my bottom lip. After a few great seconds of kissing he led me to the porch where there was a lit candle waiting. He picked up the candle and opened the door, letting me go first so that I had light to see my way. Once we stepped inside he said that my surprise was up stairs and pointed the way, holding the candle so that I could see.

As I climbed the stairs I was reminded of a movie I used to love as a kid (and still do) called Teen Witch. In the movie there is a scene where she goes on a hike with her crush and they end up at an abandoned house that has candles lighting the way up the stairs to a bedroom with a mat in the middle. The room was lined with candles and the couple made love. Obviously as a (pre)teen movie, they did not show anything graphic, but it was obvious what they were doing.

Everything seemed so identical, minus the candlelit stairs, the hike, and the “couple.” D followed closely behind me and asked me what I thought. I said I loved it and told him about how it reminded me of that movie. He said he wanted to make it memorable, since I mentioned my birthday was approaching.

The chatting didn’t last long, as I was soon in his arms, kissing each other, nibbling on our necks and running our hands over each other. I felt his hard cock press into me and I reached down and stroked the massive bulge in his jeans.

He gently eased me onto the makeshift mat/sofa seat. Once I was sitting down and comfortable he pulled his huge cock out of his pants for me to suck. The place I was sitting was the perfect height to let me suck him for a long time comfortably without any neck strain.

I sucked for at least 10-15 minutes, varying my rhythm, pace, and sucking. I wrapped my left hand around the base and put my right hand around the back of his thigh, pulling him somewhat closer. I went from licking around his head to taking as much of his cock as I could into my mouth. Every so often I would lift my eyes to see the look of pleasure on his face.

Eventually he pulled me up and we started kissing and nibbling some more, all the while getting our shirts off. He began to feel my tits, then pulling them out of their cups in the negligee I was wearing to suck on my nipples. It amazed me how much sensation I felt, since before the piercings I used to feel nothing. He went from my right tit to my left and sucked on it, massaging with his hand the breast that was not in his mouth.

Eventually all his clothes were off and I was just in my negligee and thong. I grabbed the condoms out of my purse (they were in a tupperware to prevent breakdown) and set them to the side for later. He sat down on an edge of seat and pulled me down to him where he wrapped his arm around me to kiss some more. He ran his hand up my leg and began rubbing his fingers on my crotch, eventually pulling the thong aside and fingering me while rubbing my wetness over my clit.

D scooted back on the makeshift bed and layed down, his cock completely exposed and asked me to “give him some more of that great head.” I was more than happy to do so and sat down at the end and wrapping my left hand around him again. Using my right hand for support, I bent my head down and went back to work.

I started by licking the tip of his head, then slowly took his cock into my mouth inch by inch. I started a slow bob of my head, then once I had a good rhythm, I sped up, all the while massaging my tongue onto his base. I practiced trying to relax my throat to take in more of him, but I couldn’t hold it for very long. I went back to licking, sucking, and massaging with my tongue.

After another good ten minutes and trying to not kill my wrist that was supporting me, I changed positions. While doing so he sat up and kissed me more, this time exploring my mouth with his tongue. I rubbed my tongue along his, taking in his hungry kisses. Once I was settled in my position, I went back to sucking his cock.

This position was not as comfortable as the last, and my left wrist felt weaker than my right, making it harder to support myself with it. I ignored the lack of comfort and put the most I have ever put into a blowjob, not knowing when the next time might be that I have a cock in my mouth. I relished in hearing his moans of encouragement, looking up at him when he made a sound.

With probably a good 30-45 minutes of sucking all together, it was time to have sex. He stood up and helped me up so that I could get out of my thong. We decided that he would get me warmed up by being on top first, then we would switch. While he stood in front of my I slid the condom on.

I leaned back on the makeshift bed and he climbed on top. My legs naturally wrapped around him as he slid his cock into my now very wet pussy. He started with slow thrusts, but quickly sped up. It felt so good having him inside me, pounding my pussy. He had to keep slowing down to pace himself, since I got him so worked up with that blowjob.

Each thrust landed deep inside me and I felt it in my cervix because of his size. There was more pleasure than hurt though, as each hit made me clench tighter, feeling closer and closer to a climax. I felt myself building, but I just could not reach that peak.

Eventually D reached his climax, even with him pacing himself. I told him how good that was, we got dressed, toured the rest of the house, chatted a bit more, then went our seperate ways after one last hug and kiss.

I treated this sex like it was the last time for a long time. I have no idea when I will do anything again, but I am ok with that. This was definitely a memorable enough experience that I will be sexually satisfied for a while. D said that when he is done with the house then he will have more time to hang out. That will be nice, but he’s still got a lot to do.

Either way, this goes down in my mind as one of the best experiences I have ever had. Thanks D!