Product Review – Noje W3 Mini Wand

I have a confession to make. I am not a huge fan of the original magic wand. It is just too buzzy and bulky for me. Don’t get me wrong, I love it on my sore muscles, but not so much for masturbation. It just always felt way too loud and so powerful it was buzzy rather than rumbly.. I hear the new rechargeable one is better, but I have yet to find out for myself. For the many reasons listed above, I was actually excited to try the Noje W3 Mini Wand by Blush Novelties. Peepshow Toys sent me this toy free in exchange for my honest review.

The Mini Wand truly is a mini wand. I was actually expecting it to be a bit bigger (then again, I didn’t look at the measurements when I saw it on the product page), but it actually was the perfect size. That said, the Mini Wand is only 5.25″ long and 1.25″ wide. It fits in the palm of my hand, and it surprised me again with how strong and rumbly the vibrations are. There are 5 steady speeds and 5 unique patterns. Patterns have never been my thing, as I prefer steady vibrations.

To turn on, hold the power button for 3 seconds. It will start on the lowest steady vibration. There is only one button, so keep pressing until you find the speed/setting you like. I personally don’t mind having only one button, as I tend to only like the highest steady vibration, but I know a lot of others might have an issue with it. Press the button again for 3 seconds to turn off the toy.

The Noje W3 Mini Wand is fully waterproof, quiet, powerful, and magnetic rechargeable. The body of the mini wand is made from plastic and the head has a removable silicone head. A full charge takes about an hour and a half, and that will give up to 1 hour of use, depending on what setting is being used. While charging, a white light will blink. Once charging is complete, the light will become steady.

Overall, I really enjoyed the Mini Wand. I found it very easy to hold while in use, however the head is a bit flexible. I found it most enjoyable to press the head against me to give added stimulation and pressure. Thank you Peepshow Toys for sending me this product! It will definitely see more use.

Product Review – We-Vibe Rave

I absolutely love G-Spot stimulation. That is why I was very excited to try the We-Vibe Rave from the awesome folks at Betty’s Toy Box. I received this toy free in exchange for my honest and unbiased review. The Rave is a rechargeable vibrating G-Spot dildo that can be controlled via buttons on the toy and/or smartphone app called “We-Connect.” The app is neat because you can connect to a partner or control it yourself.

Packaging

The We-Vibe Rave comes with USB charging cord, satin drawstring pouch, instruction booklet, and a sample lube packet by Pjur. The Rave is unfortunately not waterproof, but it is Splash proof.

The App

Downloading the free “We-Connect” app will give both you and your partner control of the Rave. The app allows you to use the pre-programmed settings or make your own. There are also three different chat functions to allow you to communicate with your partner: text chat, video chat, and voice chat. The boyfriend and I had a blast playing with all the different app settings. The connection is pretty clear for all three chat settings. However I am not sure if it was a bug at the moment, or if it was something wrong with my Bluetooth connection, but I had to keep my phone right next to the Rave to stay in control during solo play. I preferred the app over the buttons on the toy to control because I found the toy hard to press to change settings. The downfall to the phone (at the time) was spotty Bluetooth connection and getting lube and other juices on my phone.

The Toy

The Rave is made with the always amazing We-Vibe vibrations. It gives off strong, deep, and rumbly vibes. It is quiet, and easily muffled by blankets and/or pillows. Unfortunately it did not hit my G-Spot the way I liked. It wasn’t uncomfortable, in fact the toy itself felt nice, but I just didn’t feel like my G-spot was stimulated. The Rave is 7.6″ long and its widest point is 1.22.” It is made from 100% silicone that is velvety smooth.

Overall

Overall, the Rave is a great toy. Unfortunately it just didn’t hit my G-Spot the way that it was designed. It is still a wonderful toy, and it will still be used for fun, especially if my relationship goes long distance (which is a huge possibility). My partner and I had a blast with the app and its many different features and settings, nonetheless. I would give it a 3 out of 5 stars. You can get your own at Betty’s Toy Box. Thank you Betty’s Toy Box!

Product Review – Club Vibe 3.Oh

I am always on a hunt for the perfect wireless vibrator and jumped at the chance to review the Club Vibe 3.Oh for Good Vibes. I received this item free in exchange for my honest review.

Packaging: The Club Vibe 3.Oh comes with a USB charging cord, a small black satin storage bag, a One-Size thong, and a rechargeable remote with a wireless vibrator. The satin bag has enough room to fit the vibrator, remote, and thong comfortably. Adding the charging cord will make for a very tight fit, but it will fit. The thong has a sewn in pouch that holds to vibrator.

The Toy: The Club Vibe is a wireless vibrator with 3 different ways to make vibrations. There are three different modes (Tease, Groove, and Club). Unlike some other wireless vibrators, there is a 20 minute window that the vibrator will stay on (waiting for the remote to tell it what to do). It takes about an hour and a half to charge the remote and toy (separately, as there is only one cord) and a full charge will last for about an hour of play.

To turn the toy on, start by pressing the single power button on the vibrator and holding for three seconds. It will give a small buzz and the power button will blink to indicate that it is on. Once on, press and hold the power button for 3 seconds on the remote. the vibrator will come to life. Press each again for 3 seconds to turn them off. The LED lights will shut off in both power buttons and the vibrator will give 3 short bursts of vibration to indicate being turned off.

The Modes

Tease – To activate Tease Mode, press the arrow button. The toy will vibrate as long as the button is being pressed. Hold the Tease button to keep a steady vibration. Let it go to make it come to a complete stop. You can see why this would be called tease mode.

Groove – The Groove Mode button is third button down, with the squiggles. There are 5 different vibration patterns, starting with a steady vibration. Press again to change vibration patterns.

Club – Lastly, the final button is the Club Mode, which is the button with the speaker Icon. Club Mode picks up on voice and other sounds (particularly music). I had a blast placing the remote next to my speakers while listening to music. There are three levels of sensitivity to club mode, and cycling through them will increase/decrease the sensitivity. There is an LED light in the power button that will brighten as the sensitivity level increases.

This toy was a lot of fun to try out. Although the vibrations are too weak for me to really be able to get off, it is definitely a fun new staple to date night. I love to hand the remote to the boyfriend and let him take control through out the date. It is fairly quiet, so it would be hard to notice unless it was going  while in a room filled with silence. Unfortunately, the thong was way too small for me, though it could certainly fit “most.”

Thank you Good Vibes for letting me try this toy!

Trying to Get Caught

I thought he would be on his way shortly. It was Saturday and my roommate was gone for the weekend. I unlocked the front door for him and texted him to let himself in. I got back in bed and grabbed my favorite toy. I hoped and fantasized about him walking in on me masturbating. I wondered how he would react, and what he would do or say.

Would he be into it? Or would it be a complete turn off to him? Would he even care? At this point it had been almost two months since we did anything naughty. I ashamedly admit that I was getting desperate.

I didn’t even need porn, I was so turned on at just the fantasy of him catching me, hopefully joining me. I had to edge for a bit, as it didn’t take me long to feel like I was going to climax. I hoped he would hurry.

I started thinking about whether or not I wanted to time my orgasm for when he walked in, or save it for when he was in the same room as me and realized what I was doing.

My thoughts got a bit darker then. What if the person to walk in was not him? Who would it be, and depending on who it was would I keep going?

Eventually I started to feel too good not to come. Since I was alone, I let my moans escape my throat. What if I moaned so loud someone heard and came to check on me? At the thought of anyone walking in at that point made me come even harder.

After my orgasm he texted that he was on his way. I thought about my poor timing and wondered if I should go for round two of trying to be caught. Unfortunately, at that point I lost my nerve and quickly got dressed and did one last clean up run through of my apartment.

Maybe I can gather the courage to try again next time. Next time I will wait for his text that he is on his way before I start to play.

Masturbation Woes

My masturbation count has sky rocketed. A combination of a returned sex drive after a long bout of depression finally lifted and having new toys to play with thanks to product reviews, I have had a lot to come to. With May being Masturbation Month, I have been particularly inspired to try for an orgasm (or more) a day. The more I masturbate, the more I find my mood lifting, making me want to masturbate more, craving orgasms.

Each toy gives me a different type of orgasm. Yes, they are all clitoral, but they have different depths to them. Mimi gives me long orgasms that sometimes leave a little bit to be desired (perhaps a cock inside)? The Womanizer gives me hard and deep orgasms, getting stronger the longer I let them go on. The Touch takes a little longer, but the strong and steady orgasm makes it worth the wait. Every day I think about the orgasm I plan to have. I wonder what kind of orgasm  would feel best for that moment.

So far the post doesn’t sound very woeful, I know. Don’t worry, I am getting there. The stories I have  are quite funny now, but they weren’t in the moment. In the moment they were quite depressing; woeful in many ways.

The other night I was craving Mimi. She was feeling pretty good, and I thought she had a decent charge since her vibrations were still pretty strong. I finally found a porn that was getting me pretty excited, build up for a big orgasm. I crossed the point of no return and let myself come. Right when I let go and the orgasm took over Mimi stopped cold. My orgasm sputtered out like a dying engine in a car. I laid there in silence for a second, taking in what just happened. Mimi died from a low battery, as toys usually do.

This wasn’t my first dead battery, but it was my first dead battery mid orgasm. It felt pretty awful in all honesty, both physically and mentally. Mentally I was revved up and ready to go, physically because it actually hurt. All that build up in my cunt and no release. It was peeing only a little bit and having to hold the rest.

After I gathered myself I reached for the Womanizer. I was gonna have this orgasm, I had to. I got to work and it was feeling good, even on my still sensitive clit. I felt myself about to squirt so I turned it off to make myself hold back. I wasn’t in the mood to sleep in a wet spot. Once my body was calmed down I turned the Womanizer back on. I was feeling good, feeling really close.

At that moment My cat jumped on my bed and required my immediate attention. I turned off my toy so that I could give him the attention he deserves. He curled up in my arms and fell asleep. I waited for him to wake up and move down to my feet.

I apparently fell asleep too, because I woke up when it was daylight, glasses still on, tablet (for porn) asleep at my side, Womanizer on the sheets between my legs and the cat at my feet. I had a sense of de ja vu and then realized that is exactly how I woke up the week before. So two weeks in a row I fell asleep masturbating. At least I managed to turn the toy off both times, unlike my college days where I burned out many cheap bullets that way.

Product Review – We-Vibe Touch

I long lusted after the We-Vibe Touch. It looked so pretty, I heard fantastic things about it, and the little spoon like shape on the end called to me. I was fortunate enough to receive it free in exchange for my honest review from Betty’s Toy Box.

Upon opening, I was enamored at the soft and velvety silicone of the Touch. I took it out of the box and noticed how squishy it was. I couldn’t wait to use it. I immediately got it on the charger to make sure it would be ready for use. The We-Vibe Touch comes with a satin storage bag, magnetic charging port, and a USB cord.I found that it takes about an hour and a half to fully charge and it has about 2 hours of life, depending on how high the speed is turned up.

To be completely honest, I was a little underwhelmed when I first started using the Touch. It felt really nice, but it just couldn’t get me there. I kept wishing it went up one more speed. The next day I woke up and wanted to try again. I liked it a little more, but I needed something a fraction stronger to get me over the edge. I was determined to make things happen with this toy. With some relaxation and concentration, I was able to have a very nice orgasm from this toy after my third try. Third time is the charm, right?.After that, it has become fairly easy to have an orgasm form this toy.

The Touch has 8 functions total. There are 4 steady vibration speeds and 4 patterns. Unfortunately there is only one button used for power on/off and changing speeds/patterns. If you pass your favorite you have to cycle through everything to get back to it. However, if you are like me and only use one speed or function, you will be happy to know that the Touch turns on at the same setting it was turned off at.

Compared to the We-Vibe Tango, the Touch wins when it comes to battery life. However, the Tango does have that one extra speed that can get me there just a tad bit faster. They take about the same amount of time to charge, but the magnetic connection is a bit more stable than the Tango.

Overall, I love the We-Vibe Touch. I do wish it was a fraction stronger, but that doesn’t stop it from getting the job done. It is quiet and rumbly, a must have for my vibrators. It is made from beautiful, soft silicone and is comfortable to hold and use. I would give this toy a strong 4/5 stars and will definitely adding it to my list of favorites as well as keeping it with my go to favorites. Thank you Betty’s Toy Box for this awesome toy!

 

Because it Felt Good

I have been horny all week. i went off my birth control last month and my depression lifted, bringing back my sex drive in full force. i still masturbated, but only to have a sleep inducing orgasm. it felt ok, good enough to come, but it was never fantastic.

This morning I found out my plans got shattered for the day. i was bored and didn’t know what to do. I  have a date later tonight with H, but thats not until hours from now.

I thought about how turned on I have been. I got to thinking about the possibility of some sexy fun tonight after my date. I thought about how good my vibrator would feel on my clit.

I decided to masturbate. I figured my toy would die of a dead battery, so I wasn’t planning on an orgasm. I just wanted to feel good. I wanted to feel that pent up horniness all evening, letting it escalate so that when I got home I could take it on my date or my freshly charged toy.

As soon as I touched the soft silicone to my clit I was hooked. It felt amazing as I realized I was masturbating because it felt good, not just because I needed to fall out of sleep, or just pure habit to have an orgasm once a week.

I kept waiting for the vibration to die out, but it held strong. I started feeling close to climax and turned it off. Did i want the orgasm? of course I did, but not so soon. I was enjoying the unexplainable pleasure coursing through my body. I turned it back on with intent to finish what I started. 

I started thinking about possibly having a play partner for the night. I imagined how it would be. At what instance would I see his throbbing cock for the first time. Would he be cut or uncut? Would I get the urge to suck his dick? Would we manage to have sex? 

At the idea of him entering my dripping, wet, and achingly hungry for penetration pussy I started to feel close. I tightened my cunt, imagining him sliding in and me tightening around him. 

I felt the waves of pleasure take over my body. Pressing my vibrator into position on my clit, I moaned and rode out my orgasm in pure bliss. It felt so good.

Product Review – We-Vibe Nova

I have always loved the idea of “rabbit vibrators,” as I am a terrible multitasker. I have tried several rabbit types, but none of them were quite right. The biggest problem with most rabbit style vibrators is that the clitoral “ears” don’t quite line up once the “head” is inserted. The We-Vibe Nova is supposed to the fix to that problem, as the ears flex with your body as the toy is used.

There were so many appealing features to this toy that I could not resist the opportunity when it was offered to me by the awesome people at Good Vibes. I was given the Nova free in exchange for an unbiased and honest review.

More than just another vibrator, this toy can be app controlled. In fact, I preferred using the app to control the toy more than the buttons because the buttons were a little bit difficult to push, especially when it was in use. What makes this app even more awesome is that if your partner downloads the app they can control the toy for you, anywhere in the world!

About the Toy

The Nova is packed with strong, rumbly vibes. Unfortunately they were not strong enough to get me off, though they did feel nice. For someone else they could be just right. As stated before, the clitoral arm is flexible and keeps steady vibration on the clitoral area while the insertable part is being moved at one’s preference.

The We-Vibe Nova has 10 different vibration modes and 10 speeds. There are two motors, one in the arm and the other in the shaft. Compared to the Tango, the vibrations on Nova are not as strong, in my opinion. On the toy, the +/- control speed and the </> control modes. The center button is power On/Off.

The We-Vibe Nova is charged by magnet and the toy is 100% waterproof. It takes about 2 hours to fully charge the Nova. All together I got about an hour and a half of play before a new charge was needed (over several different sessions). Nova’s material is made from ABS plastic and a very silky silicone.

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About the App

The app is called “We-Connect” and can be found on both Google Play and the iTunes store. With the app you can create your own vibrations, as well as using the preset ones. As stated above, I preferred using the app to control Nova, mostly because I could see what mode ai was selecting, rather than flipping through manually via the physical toy itself.

The app and toy communicate through Bluetooth, and you can connect to you partner through WiFi as long as you both have the app. I had a blast with the toy and app when I had a long distance friend take control. When he was in control, I could do nothing to change the toy’s current vibe or speed without pressing “Take Control” on the screen.

Connecting to your partner is pretty easy. Through the app you can text a link to your partner. They click on it and it adds them as your lover. You can only have one lover at a time, so if you have multiple partners you need to remove them and send a new link to someone else.

Once the two of you are connected you have three different ways to communicate. You can type, have a voice chat, or have a video/voice chat. We found the connection to be very stable, and only got disconnected once or twice. We found the quality of the call and video to be more stable than Skype.The whole experience was a lot of fun. I found the element of surprise (not knowing what speed or vibration was coming next) very exciting.

For the record, I tried to take screenshots of the app, both in call and of the different features, but as part of the privacy policy by the developers of it, screenshotting was disabled.

Overall

Overall I loved this toy. I will definitely keep using it, even if just to have a ton of fun and giggles with long distance partners. I believe that I could definitely learn to orgasm from this toy. I would highly recommend this toy to long distance couples.

Thank you so much Good Vibes for giving me the chance to review this product. I had a blast!

 

Product Review – We-Vibe Tango

I am a little late to the Tango party, but when it comes to this toy, it’s better late than never. I had been eyeing Tango since I had first heard about it and the amazing people at Good Vibes sent me Tango for free in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.

The We-Vibe Tango is a lipstick shaped rechargeable vibrator designed for clitoral stimulation. Tango has four steady vibration speeds and four patterns. The patterns include: Wave, Pulse, Tease, and Cha-cha.  Tango is made from body safe ABS plastic and is waterproof.

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Tango is fairly quiet, and strong, which is a hard combination to come by (no pun intended). Not only is Tango strong, it’s rumbly, something I need in a vibrator. There is only one button to control the toy, but if you are like me that is all you need, since it remembers the last setting it was on before being turned off. The only problem with this is there is no travel lock mode, and the button can be somewhat easy to press.

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The battery is stated to have 2 hours of power per charge, but higher speeds and patterns will cut the battery life even faster. I notice that I can get about 4-5 sessions, ranging from 5-20 minutes each. I tend to only use the highest steady vibration. Yes, I know that is not much, but the orgasms are worth it.

One thing I love is that a light starts blinking when the battery starts to run low. The Tango recharges via magnet port. The magnet port is a USB cord, and you will need a USB socket to charge. It can be a little tricky to charge if not set on a flat surface, as the magnet port and charging end of Tango can get separated. Tango also comes with a small silk pouch to keep dust and anything else that floats in the air off of your toy.

Pros: Rechargeable, quiet, strong and rumbly, waterproof, body safe, low battery-life blinking light, and comes with small storage pouch.

Cons: Short battery life, no travel lock, wall plug-in not included.

Overall, I am in love with Tango. The toy has more pros than cons, and the cons don’t really affect me that much. You can get the We-Vibe Tango over at Good Vibes. Thank you Good Vibes for the perfect (early) Christmas present!

The Worst Orgasm Ever

Last month I was horny and sex wasn’t an option. It probably won’t be for a while. I had full intentions of masturbating and being as loud as I wanted since I had no roommate home for the weekend.

I started off my playtime by talking to an old acquaintance and sort of having phone sex. We talked about how we would pleasure each other. I sent him a few pictures and I got a few from him. Honestly I wasn’t that into it so I let him finish and moved on.

I had a very sexy chat with a Twitter friend. We exchanged a few pictures and the anticipation really had me going. Too soon he had to go to bed, leaving me to concentrate on my orgasm.

I edged for a while. I got really worked up. Just as I was  hitting the point of no return, I swallowed wrong. I began to cough as I was orgasming. I literally started choking. I tried like hell to let my throat settle and have my highly anticipated orgasm.

I began to overheat, making me cough even more. I couldn’t breathe. My orgasm sputtered out like a single flame on a windy night. I continued to cough for another twenty minutes or so, struggling to catch my breath and clear my throat.

I was still horny and unsatisfied after that quarter orgasm. However, I had spent way too long on it, with the vibe on my clit that I was too sore and numb to try for a round two, even after I caught my breath and cleared my throat.