Ponder THIS , Ponder THAT

1. My _____ is so beautiful it should be in a museum but my _____ probably belongs in a pawn shop.

body;mind

2. I would most like to take a class in _____ .

Creative writing.

3. Excluding people or pets, what is your most prized possession?

My collection of high tech sex toys.

4. Which of the following best describes the type of person to whom you are attracted?
a. Sexy
b. Sophisticated
c. Sweet n innocent

Sweet ‘n innocent.

5. What is the first thing you do when you get home from work?

Take off my clothes and put on comfy ones.

6. What is the last foolish thing you did with someone else?

I tend to do a lot of drunk texting.

Bonus: Cucumber or zucchini?

Cucumber