My number is low this year, lower than any other since I started counting my orgasms.
I finally have a way to keep track of them. Before, I would have an orgasm and then try to remember to update my counting widget. Now I just click my counter after every orgasm.
This year’s count is so low m9stly because I spent most of the year on an emotional roller coaster. I went through a depression that was worse than when I had my car accident in 2014. I figured out it was my (pill) birth control, which I immediately stopped taking.
Once the depression lifted, my libido came back. I started dating and I masturbated even more.
So, my final orgasm count for 2016 is 101.