Day 14, Post 14
Ever since I could remember, my mom always added “in bed” to the end of the fortune in fortune cookies. It made it funnier and dirtier. It certainly made my teenage self giggle, and it makes my adult self laugh with joy when I find the ones that are just so wrong. I tend to keep the especially dirty and/or funny ones.
My favorites have been “Your secret fantasies are soon to come true (in bed)” and “Family is important (in bed).”
Saturday afternoon Aaron and I got Chinese food take out and got fortune cookies that were so true, it was ironic. The top fortune was Aaron’s, mine was on the bottom. I found them funny because my sex drive has been so non existent lately. I know that I am talented in bed for somethings and the cookie knows it. Aaron is about to get lucky because we have somethings on order to try and help us.
What phrases do you add to the end of a fortune cookie?
I’ve never tried this, but it sounds like great fun!
I don’t think I ever had a fortune cookie in my life! But this sounds like a fun idea to try out and have a laugh from.
I rather like that idea!
I’ve had a co-worker that did that. it was silly.
It is very silly, but it is fun. :p Some friends in college always added “In a tu-tu.”
This sounds like a fun idea 🙂
Ha, that does seem like it was rather on the mark
molly
Sounds like it’s time for me to order a Chinese 😊
I love this – really hoping that I will be showered with good luck (and other things?!) in bed soon.
Haha love that (in bed)
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Lovely idea and a lot of fun.